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We know you want to make $100,000.00 / episode pretending to be a dragon queen in the seven kingdoms. Do you think this is a realistic worldview if you're not willing to adopt a LOOK or change your hair? There is an expression: "Life imitates Art, art imitates life."  Or in this case art imitates art. This is the "art".  Or is this "the life?"  Marc Jacobs 2016 collection. https://www.elle.com/uk/fashion/trends/articles/a31927/the-90s-rave-culture-returns-at-fashion-week/ Targaryen or Marc Jacobs 2016 spring collection?  You tell me. You don't need a look if you already have your own dragon.

APPROACH 1 Find a time machine.  Travel back to the year where you can meet your 10 year old self.  Pray that meeting your 10 year old self does not cause the universe to self-destruct.  Assuming all is well, convince your 10 year old self that your future self wants to become a successful actor and the burden of this decision now rests solely on the actions of your 10 year old self.  Convince 10 year old self to turn mom into momager and have her move you to New York City so you can audition for Broadway musicals, which for 10 year olds, are open call castings.  Book a starring role in a Broadway musical at age 11 and win a Tony award at age 12.  Keep working in NY theatre as a darling of the NY theatre scene.  Secure the top agent with your statue.  Keep working in theatre, slumming it every once in awhile with a Recurring Guest Star arc on LAW & ORDER, whatever version of L&O happens to be on the air when you’re 14 years old.  If LAW & ORDER isn’t a thing yet, book the a